NSW Churches - Advancing a Christian Perspective

Humour

For those who think the NSW Council of Churches and its website are a little too serious - or that Christians don’t want to have fun ... Here’s a collection of good clean jokes, from former website manager Lesley Hicks (most recent at the top).

If you’d like to send us a joke or two for the collection, click here!

• Voicemail to God
• Pastor’s business card
• More silly blues in black and white
• Silly blues in black and white
• The speeding Pope
• Two lanes or four?
• A priest and a rabbi
• Grandparents and grandkids
• God grant me the senility
• Facts about the 1500s
• Evening classes for men
• Basket case
• Children’s take on biblical happenings
• Church bulletin bloopers galore
• A cabbie picks up a nun
• Out of the mouths of babes
• Smiling
• The end is near!
• The dam
• More humour for lexophiles
• A little fun at the expense of preachers
• Science exam howlers
• Church kitchen notice
• Just a Mum
• Melt a heart of stone - kids both funny and wonderful
• Senior exercises
• A good seasonal joke
• School answering machine
• Technical support 
• For lexophiles - lovers of words
• Can of worms
• English as she is writ abroad
• Kids in church 2
• Haircut
• Bush Bishop stories (by or about the late Bishop Howell Witt, who lived up to his name) 
• Death: The last thing we talk about
• Deft definitions
• Acts 2:38
• A little bit of Irish
• Children’s views of marriage
• The atheist and the grizzly bear
• Taters
• A hippo and tortoise tale (true & sweet)  
• Old tombstones
• Australia in the eyes of the would-be tourist
• A post-modern re-telling of the parable of the Pharisee and the tax-collector
• In case religious jokes get outlawed
• Virus alert
• Possums
• The pastor’s cat
• Church notice boards
• The God taboo
• Noah in 2005
• Memories: Old age is a worry
• 30 years - the difference they make
• How many Christians does it take
• The Doctrine of Feline Sedentation
• Never argue with a kid
• Mums (or rather, Moms)
• What religion is your bra?
• Kids in church - another Jonah joke
• Elementary, my dear Watson
• Making the most of the time
• Explaining God
• Report of the Pastoral Search Committee
• Helpful rules for better writing
• Kids’ advice to kids
• A man is dining ... and a gorgeous redhead  
• Who does what?
• More Sunday School smiles